I love Miley she just does her thing like she’s lowkey one of my feminist icons cus she doesn’t give a fuck about what people say about her image and I think she’s very much in charge of herself as a woman and I love that
"When you listen to the Miley Cyrus record that we did, it’s not ratchet but it definitely has a lot of urban feel to it… She was like, ‘I want urban, I just want something that just feels Black.’”
"While in Germany, Miley asked a paparazzo, ‘Are there any good German trannies? Any good German tranny bars?' before having to clarifying herself: 'Tranny bars, like guys as girls.'”
"hey my friend thinks ur cute"
*daddy rips dick off and throws it*
"go fetch :)"
me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes*
"Oh, I’ve never sucked a dick before!"
So Obama can write a handwritten letter to Joan Rivers’ daughter saying how her mother made him and Michelle laugh (I wonder if this was before or after Joan referred to Michelle as the t-slur) but Obama had no time to call off Ferguson police gassing and shooting rubber/wooden bullets at peaceful protestors?
"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"
"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"
"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"
me: this celebrity is kinda good :-)!
tumblr: but… probematic! *brings out 116 receipts*
walk into any starbucks and say “i can’t believe they’re doing a secret screening of the unreleased Wes Anderson movie down the street” then collect all the macbooks that everyone who just ran out left behind. keep your favorite one and sell any you don’t need