so my dad was working the other day at a highschool in the pool area and these kids (10-12 or something) are doing their last swim class of summer or whatever and something happened with the sewage and all the little kids were like “omg it stinks it smells soo bad omg” and one kid just goes “yeah it smells like your mom”

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

awwww-cute:

I tried to shame him for eating all my shoes. I’m not sure what I expected

hiccupspuberty:

a fan asked to slap mark and mark slapped him back

i love this panel so much

theamazingindi:

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

the fact i’m seeing reblogs slow down despite the fact there is still news breaking is concerning

joecroucher:

Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”

hoemama:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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fleetwordmac:

"wheres your homework"

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"why is your room so messy"

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"why do you always look so tired"

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lithuania:

shoutout to the original ice bucket challenge

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awwww-cute:

My cousins husky is happiest when you’re holding his paw

awwww-cute:

My cousins husky is happiest when you’re holding his paw

floranymphea:

I don’t f*ck with “country” girls or white trash girls because if you piss them off they’ll get their boyfriends to kill you and I’m not into that

wearethetay:

My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.

Why.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ayyyyygender!

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Ayyyyygender!

sugahwaatah:

white masculinity is so garbage they count moisturising their skin as feminine