You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer

You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer

oomshi:

raveioli:

why

aeropostale delete this

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

coffeeandcockatiels:

topburger239:

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 TRAILER - IT’S OFFICIAL

Holy s hit this actually looks so cool and the naimations are better and om g i’m gonna die of scared

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budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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hoop-deaky-diddy:

QUEEN │ News of the World (full album cover), 1977

hoop-deaky-diddy:

QUEEN │ News of the World (full album cover), 1977

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

unstickyhunter:

baptisms:

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

dapperalbinobudgie:

instagrarn:

goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

girl: i love you

me: welcome to the club

girl: *gets offended and walks away*

me: …u were the first member

like if u cried

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender